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Friday, December 18, 2009

Really stretching it

14 Kilos of elastic bands.

That's a hell of a lot of elastic bands! Over 30lbs in old money.

32 boxes at 454 grammes each equals more bands than any office could considerably use day to day. Unless of course they where being used to bundle up Labour party leaflets and letters, rather than legitimate constituency work.

£90.24 and yes, you guessed it! They were all charged to you and me on Gravy-Train Jane's expenses, as you can see here.

To claim they are all being used in her office is seriously stretching it - no pun intended.

9 comments:

David Rubberband said...

That's it! You can stretch me too far with your expenses Jane. Now I've snapped and I will never vote Labour again.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else thinking big tubs of tea and coffee is out of order as well? Every office I've been in people chip in to pay it themselves, not expect there employer to stump up. Might be a little amount but it shows what the thinking is of these people - that someone else will pay for everything - oh well guess thats this government all over isnt it :(

Anonymous said...

I think if Elastic bands is the best you should do you should give up dude.

When the good people of church have a dude of a dog as their local cllr will this nonsense continue?

I do hope so

Dude the Dog said...

You are barking up the wrong tree. Dogs cant stand for election and i am certainly not eligable to stand.

Ethical Bill said...

If it's such a pointless story, why are you bothering to get upset about it?

The London Rubber Company said...

Loose knickers ?

Unbiased Echo said...

This is an absolute outrage, there is no limit to how low she stoops.

Anonymous said...

how much have you lot stole out of the Council Officers shall we talk about twigger and the postage shall we go on how sick and stupid grow up

Luciana Lastic said...

Ping went the strings of my bra