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Unlike the previous canine correspondents, Hammy can get into those hidden corners of the corridors of power. Eeking out the hot gossip you won't see elsewhere.
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Most stupid statement ever
No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! Got the message yet you stupid mutt?
Yes, I understand this statement. They are obviously baseing their statement on Asda smartprice sausages, and not the excellent ones that can be purchaced from Churchills food emporium on West Derby Rd. Dont get too sexed up Dude!!!!
Can any dog explain the downturn in the sale of tomato sausages ? They used to be so prolific - could this be due to a failure of government investment in the tomato sausage industry ? (By the way - do they have tomato sausages in old Camden Town ?)
No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! No it isn't! Got the message yet you stupid mutt?
5 comments:
What a silly sausage he is?
Yep, it's been bugging me too
Yes, I understand this statement. They are obviously baseing their statement on Asda smartprice sausages, and not the excellent ones that can be purchaced from Churchills food emporium on West Derby Rd. Dont get too sexed up Dude!!!!
Can any dog explain the downturn in the sale of tomato sausages ? They used to be so prolific - could this be due to a failure of government investment in the tomato sausage industry ?
(By the way - do they have tomato sausages in old Camden Town ?)
probably not, chipolata old chum.. And DEFINITELY no black pudding to be seen in Camden town ever!
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