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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Banned!!!!

Would you believe it?

Your humble blogging canine has been banned from all Liverpool City Council premises, at the demand of Labour Councillors who are aparently so fearful of a little dog's daily musings, that they have decided I must be silenced at all cost.

In the words of one of my regular correspondants, "they clearly don't like it up 'em!"

So much so that I was threatened with assasination, on Christmas day no less.

Ever since I have been sniffing my sausages very carefuly before consuming them.

Fortunatly I can rely on the security of my official supplier at Mr Churchill's food emporium, but you never know who might come into contact with them after they leave the shop.

Is there an investigative journalist who can take up my cause against these evil Labour dog haters?

Or perhaps someone would care to make a freedom of information request to expose the identity of the Labour Councillor who fears me so much that library users and council employees must be banned from hearing the jucy stories I sniff out on your behalf.

Like Jane Kennedy, I now feel I should be able to claim life insurance on my expenses. And how about an official food taster?

10 comments:

Joe Stalinson said...

Quite clearly, if Labour come to power in May we can rename the Town Hall The Kremlin.

Babes of the Phythian said...

They should ban other sites too.

Naughty ones.

(You know, like the type Mr. Anderson's friend wiped from his computer).

Poor Dude, have a sausage on me...

Anonymous said...

Does the 'Babes of the Phythian' mean Ben Williams being tipped off by Joe Ando to remove any incriminating evidence from his hard-drive when he was being investigated for down loading indecent images, thus I believe Joe Ando perverted the course of justice........didnt that used to be against the law? Not if it is done by a Labour politician its seems!!!!!!!!

PHYTHIAN PETE said...

Dude, I am really pleased to know that the Phythian is turning LibDem. Can you suggest ways in which we can all link up ?

Anonymous said...

Those aware of the actual facts of the case again being desperately dug up by the Lib Dems in revenge for Hurst-gate, know quite well there is absolutely no evidence that the former councillor in question deleted anything inappropriate off a computer as is being scandalously suggested on this disgraceful site for tittle-tattle and smearing.

A real scouse boy said...

So again i ask, why has Joe not sued the Echo or at least demanded a retraction?

Anonymous said...

Joe Ando hasn't asked for a retraction because it was actually evidence given to the court by Ben Williams under cross examination.......its factually correct to say Joe Ando tipped Ben Williams off prior to the Police arriving with the cuffs - according to Ben Williams!!!!! Take him down, not under a Labour Government Joe, keep on trucking

Conservative said...

Joe Anderson is a rather vulgar man who will disgrace Liverpool if he ever gets his hands on the reins of power

Anonymous said...

Again, an innocent man attacked on this blog after being acquitted in court following a vindictive and ill-advised police prosecution at great public cost. The man's subsequent silence leads to wild speculation and sensationalism. It was all about settling scores for the Lib Dems over Hurst on this one. Many leafelts pulped as a result of the just outcome I presume! My PC automatically empties its cache every time I log off so I guess I'd better wait for Plod to pop round and draw some sinister conclusions!

Anonymous said...

Hey Dude, can you do some investigating, apparently the County 'Rose' candidate (GW) has had his collar felt by the law for assault???????? Surely you'll be able to dig up his skeletons as you look for your bones.