Saturday, August 1, 2009

Runaway Jane?

There's a story going round that Wavertree MP Jane Kennedy will announce next week that she's quitting parliament.

Or perhaps she is just going to announce that she is quitting her unhealthy habit of claiming £400 for food every month. We shall have to wait and see.


Colonel Bogey said...

Well ! I have to say that I'm not entirely surprised. If you refer to ukpollingreport.co.uk you will learn that I have previously offered to enlist Jane'sexpertise in dealing with my personal gardening matters. What Ho ! Jolly Good Show ! But who could replace her ? That Joe Anderson chappy obviously needs a few bob ! I mean, he wants £ 50,000 to run the council but he'd get lots more lolly as an MP - Annie's Bar always used to sell booze cheaper than any other bar in London.

Major Privateswobble said...

By Jove Bogey ! Where have you been ? I had the misfortune to be in a certain bar off Dale Street the other day and, would you believe it, some of those rum socialist chappies came in and started talking about overthrowing Saint Joe. No loyalty these chaps ! Anderson was a good batman to me and I'll stand by him even if he needs to be shot ! Well, sinking ships and all that, what ?