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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Runaway Jane Update

I am told that Jane is currently in France, allegedly visiting her 3rd home... So maybe no announcement this week.

I wonder who they would get to replace her if the rumour turns out to be true? Lou-Bo must surely consider herself in the running, or how about the ambitious fortnightly Nick (who has his own four legged campaign team)?

Then again Joe the Pitbull might be attracted by the higher salary. After all, first he had is own request for a pay rise knocked back by an independent panel who decided he wasn't worth it, then pledged to give himself a bumper raise if he became council leader. All could well be attracted by the thought of a monthly food allowance, and a post in the shadow cabinet.

Please form an orderly queue for a chance to take Jane's seat on the New Labour gravy train - departure delayed until May 2010 due to backbone failure at Downing Street.

10 comments:

HONEST JOE said...

HONEST JOE'S ODDS :

4/6 I who must be obeyed
2/1 Lou-Bo
5/1 Timboy Beaumont
8/1 Soggy Radford
50/1 Basil Brush

prescotroadpreppies said...

Oohh ! I hope she brings back some truffles for us to share !

John McCririck said...

I fancy Lou-Booby - got to have a touch at 2/1 !

Anonymous said...

I always knew John McCririck was mad, but clearly he needs to visit an opticians as well!!!

Anonymous said...

Jane's back in Liverpool. She was knocking on doors with Lou-Bo in Kensington this very morning!!

John McCririck said...

Lou-Booby's got a big backside - sign of a sprinter ! Get on her now !

Lou-Bo said...

Only 2-1?
Surely I am more of a shoe-in than that?

Dude the Dog said...

This debate is starting to get beyond the bounds of taste and decency which I have pledged to uphold. So watch it, Grrrr!

Gnasher said...

You need to be vetted !

wultn said...

Why is Liverpool falling behind Manchester time and time and time and time again?

Is it because Manchester has a full time leader whilst ours is fucking around trying to get cats out of trees?

I wonder...