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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Sausages, Sausages, Sausages

A reader sent me a link to this video.

Now, I'm accused of being obsessed with sausages, but I am ashamed that this member of my own species is prostituting himself like this.

I want to make clear I would never do this, I might consider doing a tasteful plug for sausages at Mr Moffett's Churchills Food Emporium for a suitable fee, but I would never demean myself for a beer advert.

That said, I don't mind the occasional saucer of beer (particularly with some sausages) but I am more of a real ale dog.

I have been told that there might be a thank you barbecue planned - sounds like doggie heaven.

Apparently, the last one was held adjoining Joe the Pitbull's back yard, which gave humans the chance to taunt Joe with burgers and sausages waved over the wall. Cruel... but very funny!

Catch ya next time.

Lots of doggie love,
Dude
xxx

3 comments:

Mildred said...

I can see how that might wind Joe up. I'm told his sausage is nothing to get excited about.

FOI requester said...

Please can you let me know who to contact as the official owner of this site. This is a request under FOI as per recent correspondence with the ICO. You should post your response in reply to this particular post. We have both variously tried discover this information from the tiny print in the left hand column, but we are not able to copy it or enlarge it sufficiently to read it.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Dude the Dog said...

Dear foi requester,

It may surprise you to learn that I am not a publicly funded dog and the UK taxpayer makes no contribution towards my sausages, basket, lead, flea powder or blogging activities.

As such, the freedom of information act would appear not to apply to this particular canine.

I assume this is not a serious foi request, as you did not include your name and address with your request, as required by the freedom of information act.

I don't understand why you want to contact my owner anyway, as I have made clear that blog is written in my own personal capacity.