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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Party Season

It's that time of year again, with everyone having to worry about Christmas cards, presents, the office party, it's just a ceaseless round.

I enjoy a good office Christmas party, think of all those cocktail sausages and sausage rolls.

However those nice Liberal Democrats have taken the time to help organise a Christmas party for pensioners, and Wavertree's next member of parliament is dropping in to lend a hand as he does the usual MP's round of community fun days, village fetes and sheltered housing visits.

Yet one cheeky group of pensioners in Kensington recently invited Colin along to their party, but asked he could attend as their male stripper!

He agreed to attend, but (un)fortunately a sense of decorum prevented him agreeing to provide them with their raunchy entertainment. So Colin won't be doing the dance of the seven towels any time soon.

9 comments:

Muriel said...

His pole dancing routine is marvellous

Anonymous said...

Who exactly will be the next MP for Wavertree? It certainly will not be Colin Eldridge.

A real scouse boy said...

Oooh how scathing. With native wit that sharp we'll all be cut to ribbons.

Tom said...

Nor will it be Jane Kennedy.. she couldn't face losing. Quit from government, quit from Parliament.
Put that in you pipe a smoke it ;)

Rabbit Warren. said...

Colin stripping?

My preference is for Joe Anderson.

Camden Compatriot said...

Oooh ! I'd love to see Joe Anderson belly-dancing in a hula-hula skirt !

Anonymous said...

Beer-belly dancing round the Newz Bar?

Psephologist said...

What a pitty, it would have been an early opportunity to measure Colin's swing.

Youngblood said...

So UNISON's behind Wendy Simon it seems. Personally I think that when it comes to the crunch Labour will be best served by a dynamic and charismatic candidate like Luciana Berger.